Wizards on a Rampage_A Tale of Two Realms by Lee Walsh

Author:Lee Walsh [Walsh, Lee]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Goblin City
Published: 2018-12-23T07:00:00+00:00

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A BIZARRE EVENT

The criminal-turned-adventurer set off to the ancient city of Ark-Gaiu with fellow adventurers. Each adventurer had their own reasons to be a part of this gathering. Everyone knew their task.

A most dangerous and deadly mission awaited them. Destiny had placed into the hands of these great warriors a mighty quest which would surely end in nothing other than death. Some would perish, others would succeed; all would be remembered.

“Much better,” Percy smiled.

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WE WERE MAKING good progress on our journey through the forests of Mayr towards the elven city of Ark-Gaiu when my mobile phone rang. The number showed up as The Bank of Wizardry.

“Great,” I said. “This is all I need right now.”

“Who is it?” asked Wanda.

“Englebert, my boss,” I said.

“Answer it then,” Eric said. “That ringtone is terrible.”

The ringtone I had was a theme tune from a television show popular in the human realm from the 1980s. I liked the tune, it was catchy, everyone else grumbled whenever they heard it.

“Yes, boss,” I answered putting the phone to my ear and then carefully removing the phone from my ear to a safe distance. Everyone could hear what he was saying and I didn't want to become deaf from the shouting.

“I suppose you're away with your rampaging friends again?” he said in the angriest high-pitched voice you ever heard.

“I'm getting quite sick of this, Sunsword,” he continued. “I know what you and your friends are doing and I'm going to get into a lot of trouble because I know about it all. Everyone knows about it...”

I didn't know much about what he said. I simply placed the phone in the pocket on the inside of my robe and left it on so he could continue ranting away until he either fainted through a lack of oxygen or put the phone down himself. I didn't care too much.

Our party had many reasons to be on the quest and Englebert was the least of my worries at that present time.

Wanda Rangalf; a witch who wanted revenge on John Pietta and to avenge the death-not-death of her sister whose head she carried.

Eric Grindstone; an anarchist wizard with many stories to tell who had been campaigning without success to bring the elven empire down once and for all.

Old Winston; a rebel alchemist who'd tried and failed to take down the elves and was sentenced to work for them to make their elixir of life who had nowhere else to go.

Brownbeard; a dwarf who wanted to free his home town of Raggar from the elves and a good fight was a nice bonus.

Fifteen gnomes with a lifetime spent in ceramic form wanting their kingdom back.

Me; a wizard who thought the price of beer in Ecklewood was simply too high and someone had to babysit Billy who was there for the ride.

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We walked through the forest and ate nothing but Tillifelt. We'd made steady progress through Mayr and were close to the quarter-point on our journey to Ark-Gaiu when we came across something that nobody had seen for hundreds of years - woodfolk.

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